Funny Sarcastic Slate Coasters | Introvert Housewarming Gift | "Please Leave By 9" | Anti-Guest Drink Mats
from £7.49
Love your friends, but love your wooden coffee table (and your alone time) even more? Establish your house rules upfront with this set of four hilariously blunt, sarcastic slate coasters. Perfect for the introverted host who expects their wood respected and their guests gone by 9:00 PM. Crafted from gorgeous natural slate with rustic, chipped edges, these heavy-duty drink mats don't just protect your surfaces—they set boundaries.
The Set Includes Four Unique Designs:
• The Warning: Features a whiskey glass graphic and the plea: "Don't F*ck Up The Damned Table." (Respect The Wood).
• The Polite Dismissal: Framed by an elegant laurel wreath: Please Leave by 9:00 PM (Sharp).
• The "Guest" Definition: guest /gest/ noun 1. A person invited to visit, who must use a coaster. 2. Someone expected to leave by 9 PM. 3. See also: Nuisance.
• The "Adult" Definition: adult /əˈdʌlt/ noun 1. A person who consistently places drinks on designated surfaces. 2. Someone who understands the value of a table. 3. See also: Maturity.
Product Details: • Material: 100% natural slate with raw, textured edges. • Dimensions: Approximately 4" x 4" (10cm x 10cm) per coaster.
• Protection: Equipped with soft rubber bumper pads on the bottom to prevent scratching your precious tables.
• Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Not dishwasher safe.
These make the ultimate cheeky housewarming gift, a perfect present for the cranky introvert in your life, or a fantastic addition to your own living room or home bar.
Love your friends, but love your wooden coffee table (and your alone time) even more? Establish your house rules upfront with this set of four hilariously blunt, sarcastic slate coasters. Perfect for the introverted host who expects their wood respected and their guests gone by 9:00 PM. Crafted from gorgeous natural slate with rustic, chipped edges, these heavy-duty drink mats don't just protect your surfaces—they set boundaries.
The Set Includes Four Unique Designs:
• The Warning: Features a whiskey glass graphic and the plea: "Don't F*ck Up The Damned Table." (Respect The Wood).
• The Polite Dismissal: Framed by an elegant laurel wreath: Please Leave by 9:00 PM (Sharp).
• The "Guest" Definition: guest /gest/ noun 1. A person invited to visit, who must use a coaster. 2. Someone expected to leave by 9 PM. 3. See also: Nuisance.
• The "Adult" Definition: adult /əˈdʌlt/ noun 1. A person who consistently places drinks on designated surfaces. 2. Someone who understands the value of a table. 3. See also: Maturity.
Product Details: • Material: 100% natural slate with raw, textured edges. • Dimensions: Approximately 4" x 4" (10cm x 10cm) per coaster.
• Protection: Equipped with soft rubber bumper pads on the bottom to prevent scratching your precious tables.
• Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Not dishwasher safe.
These make the ultimate cheeky housewarming gift, a perfect present for the cranky introvert in your life, or a fantastic addition to your own living room or home bar.
